Wednesday, March 9, 2011

OW !!! My Balls !!!!

Free Coffee week at McDonald's
has been replaced
with Free Small Coffee at McDonald's.
This is not stopping my hubby from getting his
favorite large Double Double.
He ordered 2 small coffee's and chose to fill
his large cup with his 2 smalls
while driving a standard.
Idea.......
place large empty coffee cup in his lap wedged between
his legs and pour piping hot coffee into the empty large cup.
I did warn him. Probably because i didn't want to feel guilty about laughing.
While driving on Edmonton's icy downtown roads,
he dumped an entire cup of hot coffee on his balls.
Great for me though, i had a good laugh, and after his pants had dried so did he.

Monday, February 28, 2011

Stupid Husband


"What Makes You Think You Deserve A Day Off?"

Wow !!!!!!
This is what my idiot husband threw at me today.

He is trying to put together a quote for a job, and struggling with it.......gets pissed off,
and ........ wait for it........ BA-BLAM !
He throws this at me.
Let me tell you ladies LEFT FIELD.
Perfect evening, i made him his favorite food, beer, stupid annoying DIY tv shows and so on.

This time....... I need an outlet.
And since thinking about what he is going to say before he says it doesn't happen very often,
this is my first, of what i can only guess will be many, Blog Post of his stupidity.
Check in weekly for more posts and pictures..... there are so many pictures.
And i am sure many more good quotes.